|Series Episode Number:||TBA|
|Original Airdate:||January 24, 2016|
|Written by:|| Samantha Shertick
Frances Bean Cobain
|Directed by:||Robert Stainton|
The Shopkeeper is a Season 21 episode. It aired on January 24, 2016.
Little Girl decides to shop at the local ShopRite, located in the old Child World building at 3701 Southwest 12th Street, accross the street from the houses painted like the LGBT flag and the Transgender flag for some reason. She is shocked to discover that the store only sells Freethought Today, the New York Post, The Crusader, imported copies of the Daily Star, imported copies of the Daily Mail, and print-outs of Breitbart News and WorldNetDaily for newspapers, there is propaganda discriminating against minorities everywhere, there is a "colored entrance", the orange and grape soda is sold with the alcoholic beverages, employees use World War II slang, and the shoppers are entertained with by SiriusXM Patriot being blared over the store PA system.
Right then, as soon as she finishes shopping, she gets into her car, pulls out her car phone, and calls Cleo in Westfinster, who says that Hector and Wordsworth also have visited a Christian fundamentalist-owned Donut Connection before.
- The Crusader is a newspaper used as propaganda by the Knights Party, a political party related to the Ku Klux Klan.